Orkut Names

Have you ever had the opportunity (or as I will say "durbhagya") to guess somebody's name on Orkut or at any other place, be it just a chat client? As far as I think, this becomes a real pain when you have to spend, like minutes, to identify one of your contacts in Orkut, just because this person doesn't have a human name or a face (photo). I was just wondering, why will a person want himself not be identified by others. Here are some "jarra hatke" names and my take on those...

Losing, Drifting, Can't hold myself :
Seems like somebody is really driving too fast and is going to crash, never to rise again. Interestingly very misleading when you finally discover that he is one of those flukers.

I am back, hope things will change now:
Are you sure!! Its like a superhero making an entrance and then praying to GOD for a change in situation. thu....

I hate love because it breakz heart:
Its a warning for the person's family not to love him anymore otherwise he will break their hearts. (I am all scared)

Eschew Obfuscation, but how? :
Mann, this one most of the people won't even understand. Actually, it means "remove confusion". Can you believe, somebody is creating confusion and then asking how to remove it. Ironic, isn't it?

Gone to Delhi/Bangalore etc etc. :
Its like a train (life) schedule posted so that you don't lose yourself somewhere while traveling :) :)

Machine with emotions, XYZ:
Thats like over-praising yourself. Isn't it? I won't make any such suggestions since I have never seen a machine with emotions and emotions in a machine, whichever way you want to put it.

XYZ ..not loging for long:
Thats a red signal to all the spammers who keep filling the guy's scrap book. Anyway who cares!!

I walk a lonely road, don't know where it goes..
He is all about negligence and confusion.

Perceive, Conceive, Believe, Achieve:
Ok, perceive....hmmmmmm......hmmmmm....Nothing! My senses have given up. Since I couldn't perceive, I am not able to conceive. Now how can you believe somebody who doesn't even have a f***ing name. I finally achieve nothing but just a pain in life.

XYZ: I am not d4nt, I make the difference:
This one was put up by a girl and I am pretty sure she is making a difference by letting people know about her efforts. Useless people..

Whatever, who cares about all this nonsense. See, Orkut is for networking and if your friends only take time to identify you, who else is even going to care.

P.S: Any name matching to any person's Orkut name is just not a coincidence and I won't care for it anymore than I do now. Thanks for reading this whole arbit post.